Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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