school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
A+ Viking dick
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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