doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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