I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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