On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
