Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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