Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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