I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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