all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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