Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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