is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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