I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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