"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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