Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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