I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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