Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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