There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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