I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
