She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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