it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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