I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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