Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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