He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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