wat bout pragnant strippers??
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize