sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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