they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I got a message the other day that just said “great titsâ€
A gentleman AND a scholar
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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