I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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