I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
This girl is more easily done than said...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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