wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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