using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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