i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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