Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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