I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I have already put on my inside pants.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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