so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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