yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I look better un-naked...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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