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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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