YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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