I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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