I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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