Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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