Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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