I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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