He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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