don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you win again, gameday.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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