dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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