I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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