Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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