sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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