they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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