At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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