I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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