Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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