Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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