So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.