My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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