I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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